The Safety Elf - he's everyone's favorite....
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14/12/2011 09:50
Christmas can be a funny old time of year; having to be polite to relatives you only see once a year and don't necessarily like; all that chaos in the supermarket as shoppers pile up two and three trolleys full of festive fayre (depite the fact that the supermarket is only closed for ONE DAY)....and so it goes on.
Not only that but Christmas it seems can be injurious to ones health;
Since 1996 31 people have died watering thier Christmas tree while the lights were plugged in and switched on;
19 people have died in the last three years after eating decorations they erroneously supposed to be chocolate (presumably when very, very drunk);
and last year 4 people broke their arm in cracker pulling related 'incidents'.
So whatever you are doing this holiday time, do it safely, after all the nearest first aider may be drunk / asleep / being sick from over indulgence* (*delete as applicable) 
Merry Christmas everyone and have a happy, hearty and safe 2012.
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